OK, here are the rules:
  1. There are no rules.
  2. If there were rules, there would be exceptions to every rule.
  3. I couldn't follow the rules if there were any.
Since there are no rules, here are my pricing guidelines:
  1. $60.00 for the first hour.
  2. $50.00 for the second hour.
  3. $40.00 for the third hour.
  4. $30.00 for the fourth hour.
  5. $35.00 per hour for every hour after the fourth hour.
  6. Exceptions and discounts will apply at my discretion, especially for long term arrangements and engagements.
So, to get the best deal, you need to hire me for a steady gig for as long as we get along.
This can make both of our lives much easier.


Here's what you get:
  1. $60.00 - one hour with no breaks.
  2. $110.00 - two hours with, maybe one 10 minute break, but most likely no breaks.
  3. $150.00 - three hours with probably one 10 minute break, and possibly (but not likely) a second 10 minute break.
  4. $180.00 - four hours with at least two 10 minute breaks, and possibly a third 10 minute break.
  5. $35.00 per hour additional will add one 10 minute break for each additional hour.
  6. Exceptions will apply at my discretion and are most likely in your favor.
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